- me half the time: i'm so insecure and so ugly ew
- me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
- John Green: nice eyes
- John Green: a dash of wit
- John Green: perfect sense of humour
- John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
- John Green: beautiful face
- John Green: tons of courage
- John Green: some acceptable flaws
- John Green: leave to simmer
- John Green: I have created the perfect character!
- John Green: now die!
i literally only want to get famous so i can date celebrities
(Source: jakebugginout)






