1) Screenshot your desktop
2) Screenshot your follower count
3) Screenshot your blog
4) Screenshot your post count
5) Screenshot your liked count
6) Screenshot your followers
7) Screenshot your dash
8) Screenshot your favorite blog
9) Screenshot your message count
10) Screenshot your saved url's
11) Screenshot [insert whatever]
aiclan: nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
Crawling into my bed at our summer place that has...
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
kawaiipeculier: everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
yadoking: i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
carbohydrate: who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist
watchtheskytonight: geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before. we are becoming aware
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
apatheticghost: what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
if-it-fits-it-ships: benefrickcumberbatch: soglideaway: perksofbeingajediknight: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.
zirconn: a haiku: this weight on my chest cannot ever be lifted oh wait it’s just boobs
epic-humor: mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it. carpe collum - seize the neck X
graceebooks: men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
f0xface: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
everyonesahero: does anybody else just like research things for fun like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...
princeowl: princeowl: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now this post would have been a hit in 2010
jamsfranca: i need a hobby besides blogging and getting sad over cute boys
goblinparty: I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
lesb1dn: fagweed: FUCK ONE DIRECTION IM TRYING
vvorldwideweb: im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
When you see pictures of your very recent ex at a...
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
Whenever I go shopping
thnksfrthbttfck: some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url