poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

theboyfriendstagram:

Niall is One Direction’s biggest fan

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Actual Muffin Top, Mike Wazowski

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

gardenlouis:

why is liking one direction embarrassing? they’re so fucking hot? 20-something men, with fucking tattoos, are you okay?

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

5 Seconds of Summer for Alternative Press

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

    drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  • Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
  • Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
  • Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
  • Harry: 
  • Ron: 
  • Hermione: 
  • Harry: 
  • Ron: 
  • Hermione: 
  • Snape: ...Up to something.
    
Anonymous : Can you please stop tagging things 'transparent'? It has trans in it and it's really offensive.